Monday, July 28, 2014

Colorado Wildlife!

I knew that Colorado would be full of wildlife and critters, but seriously, yesterday there were lots and lots of critters for me to love on.

  First of all were the Barham's dogs, Ludo and Teddy, two ginormous lover dogs. Unless they get to wrestling and playing and then all bets are off. LOL

Then I saw some real Colorado wildlife, including a squirrel and lots of birds in JoAnn's backyard and then I saw this guy and his family.

Yup, a Colorado prairie dog. Very rare. <giggle> This one decided eating his breakfast in front of us was okay. Isn't he cute? No, I didn't try to take him home.







Then there was this sighting at the Celestial Seasonings Factory and Gift Shop. Oh my, lots of wild life.


 By the the sweetest, cutest wildlife we say yesterday was this cutie, Mr. Sleepy Bear.

Today we'll be on the hunt for more wildlife, but there's crafting and coffee involved so no telling what's to come. Fun, fun!














Saturday, July 26, 2014

Doggy Pedicures

Ever wonder how JoAnn's feet always look so perfect and tidy looking? It's her dogs' giving her pedicures.

Today we took a footsie picture today (it's replaced the popularity of the infamous selfies, which I always was bad at anyway). Well Teddy, an 11 month old Newfoundland pup and Ludo, a very large tongued German Shepherd, decided my feet, especially my toes were in very bad shape indeed.

So, they nibbled and licked and made sure I was all pretty and perfect for the selfie. It tickles, by the way, and the wet, slobbery toy he carefully placed next was slightly, sorry boy doggies, it was kinda gross.

My feet, however, on the right, look perfect. Thanks, guys.

More on my adventures tomorrow.

Hitting the Skies Solo


I’m hitting the skies to the beautiful state of Colorado. I’m all by myself because the boys have other Boy Scout stuff to do. I love to travel by myself. Doesn’t that sound so incredibly selfish? I love the freedom of the ability to people watch when I want. I don’t have to keep up with the crowd or worry about whether I need to wait to use the bathroom, as long as you make sure you use the correct gender restroom (sorry to the poor, startled man at the Disneyland Hotel a few weeks ago)!

Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun to travel with the family too, especially watching the TSA try and go through my hubby’s carry on backpack that barely zips. It’s a 3 hour flight and he carries newspapers, work papers, playing cards, and even his harmonica (really, aren’t those banned on all flights with cigarettes and weapons?). Then they perform the full pat down. Good thing there’s a viewing area for this spectacle. It’s stressful only when we are going to miss our flight, which we won’t because when we travel together, I’m bossy about our time schedule. The last time we had an early flight I got out of the shower and he was still in bed, curled up, fast asleep. He jumped up and pretended he was up the whole time. Seriously, it takes a cattle prod to get that man out of bed early.

But I digress past the reasons why I love to travel alone. And just in case you know where I live, I travel and the man usually stays home. The teenagers often complain that he doesn’t do things like mom does, but still he’s there with our killer Border collie and killer rabbit. I’m not kidding. One word and that “kill” command is irretractable. (Dang, I wasn’t going to say the kill command word.)

Anyway, the killer dog and rabbit are guarding our precious belongings that the kids have declared old, and decrepit. Our TV still has the big bump in the back and our laptops are so old that they don’t run some programs because the operating system is too old to support the software. As a matter of fact, if you did, in fact, brave the killer dog and killer rabbit, you’d probably feel so sorry for us, you might leave us new electronics!

Anyway, enough of the killer dog and rabbit guarding our precious things, I love to travel because I love to see new places and new things. I love to visit friends and family. I love to go to my annual Close To My Heart scrapbooking convention and meet up with friends and leaders in this wonderful company I work for. 

I do admit though, I miss my hubbby. I wish we could go more places together . . . it seems we don’t do enough of that. I blame Boy Scouts (he’s the Scoutmaster of the troop and goes everywhere with the troop, even when his own son doesn’t go.) Still, the kids are getting older and it won’t be too long and we can go together and explore this country and beyond.

In the meantime, I have to go . . . there’s a family traveling with little kids seated across from me in the waiting area. It’s like reality TV, live and in person. The little boy is picking his nose and the little girl is taking a part her backpack and strewing things all over the seats nearby. We are about to board and I love watching the mom and dad try and wrangle their troops to the waiting line
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More on my travel adventures when I make it to Colorado. I’m looking forward to long craft sessions, chick flicks, long chats in my friend’s lovely backyard and of course, exploring all those fun coffee houses like Ziggi’s and Kind Coffee. I can’t wait!

Happy Skies!


Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Writing . . . Writing . . . Writing

I've been following a blog that sends out an email each morning with a short writing prompt. The prompts are not always easy. The one a few days ago was about a ripe banana. I liked the one today, it was about a character with 5 middle names. LOL

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to post my prompts and responses so far. Some of them are very funny. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. <grin> If you are interested in joining me in writing a bit everyday, the blog is SarahSelecky.com. Very fun, indeed.




June 13, 2014 – A scene that takes place on a couch.
The orange cat paced into the living room and stopped and stared. The new blue couch would be perfect for his afternoon nap. He ran to it, preparing to leap, leopard like, onto the soft blue cushions.

The woman appeared with a hair brush (Good God, was she going to brush him again?) Carrot stood on the couch and stared with his smooshy cat face, trying to appear thoughtful.

“Carrot,” and then she continued with her “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.” Carrot looked slitty eyed at her and hopped off the couch. His tail twitched disdainfully and he daintily stepped into his cat bed. 

The woman appeared again and blah blah blahed him again before closing the front door. Carrot’s orange ears twitched as he waited for the car to start. As it zoomed away, he got up and stretched luxuriously and started across the room again. He could almost feel the soft cushions on his little orange body. Ahhhhh.

He leapt up on the couch and illegally stretched again. He flexed his sharp cat claws and dug them into the soft blue fabric. Ah, that felt good. He was just entering that wonderful cat dream world when he wondered when he would eat again . . . this was the life of a cat.

June 14, 2014 – A character who dresses in monochromatic colors.

Amelia opened her closet doors. Her clothes were tidy and pressed, ready for picking the perfect outfit. Tonight was special. Her husband, Trent had made a reservation at Le Bovine, a quaint little café, in town, months ago and she hadn’t thought about what she was going to wear until now. 

The scoop neck black dress? The dress with the frills down the front and the little buttons? The simple dress she called her “little black dress?” Or should she wear slacks and one of her beautiful new sweaters. The color was easy. Every single outfit and piece of clothing was black. It was her color and she knew it. The dark color brought out the brown in her eyes and the sheen of her beautiful hair. It was easy to pick out outfits at the store that matched. Black matches black. She rarely deviated from her favorite color.

Her makeup applied carefully, she added a neutral shade of lipstick to her naturally plump lips and kissed a Kleenex with care.

She chose her little black dress and slipped it on, being careful of hair and makeup. She opened her jewelry box. As she fastened her necklace, she picked up the dangling hoop ear rings and added them to her ensemble. Next were shoes.

Lined up evenly, from casual, to the highest heeled elegant shoes was a rainbow of color. Some shoes were red and a few had patterns. One had a daring leopard print. Noticeably missing was black. Not one pair. She chose to wear the pair with a floral print. When Trent came home he had a hard time deciding whether reservations at the restaurant would wait . . . 


June 15, 2015 – Write about a tragedy that just occurred. Don’t mention the tragedy.

The crowd was small right after it happened.  No more than 6 or 7, definitely less than a dozen. Passerbyers or those that had seen it happen. As the morning wore on more arrived and by 6 that evening, just as dusk was falling, the crowd pushed against the yellow police tape.

Somewhere in the mayhem that any crowd creates, the news crews had set up. Big satellite dishes on white vans with the stations emblazoned on the sides, focused on the scene and several helicopters circled the air. It was hard to tell if it was more news vans or the police.

No effort was made to disperse the crowd and some had gone into the local restaurants and drank coffee from takeout containers, or snacked on various forms of fast food as they craned heads to try and see something. One man had a picnic basket and his family eagerly reached for a sandwich he had thoughtfully brought with him. 

There was a hum in the air of voices asking questions that any tragedy will generate. The who, why, and plain, what had happened. No one in the audience of onlookers knew any of the victims and certainly not one of them belonged in the crowd, staring morbidly at the large canvass tent that had been set up, blocking their view.

Police cars and emergency vehicles clogged the street and several police officers guarded the tape, making sure no bystander made a bold, daring dart toward the actual scene. Several blocks from the crowd, an officer directed traffic, diverting any vehicle away that wanted to turn onto Walnut Grove Avenue.

Finally the ambulance left, lights not blaring and the police cars rolled up the canvass tent and a loud speaker was used to disperse the crowd who reluctantly backed away. The news crews, seeing no interviews would be given, stood by their vans and provided useless commentary, empty speculation, and a few words of what the first at the scene had reported seeing. Certainly not an interesting interview, but news never the less.

As the last few stragglers left the scene the police officers took down the yellow tape and noted the cups and bits of rubbish left by the watchers. An older officer shook his head and said to his partner, “Why does something like this always attract so many?” The younger partner just sighed and threw the tape in the trunk of the black and white sedan.


June 16, 2014 – Write about a character that becomes religious suddenly.

He smelled really awful, a mixture of sweat, dirt, and the hard liquor he swilled whenever he though she wasn’t looking. Homeless and disheveled he had shown up on her door stop the night before. It was the holidays so maybe that’s why he appeared, although she doubted he knew what season it was, let alone a holiday.

Much to her husband’s dismay she ushered him to the upstairs guest bathroom and ordered him firmly to get in the shower. He complied, like a child instead of the father he had once been. She waited until he was in the shower and went in to get his clothes.

“Oh Dad,” she whispered as his bottle of liquor clanked on the tile floor.

He snapped the curtains open and stared at her, the water beading on his forehead, his eyes small and red. His naked body was horrifying to her; he was as thin and white as a ghost. “Don’t touch my liquor, Susie. I swear, I just need one more drink and I’ll feel so much better.”

Then it happened. He had just closed the shower curtain and was washing his body when he bent over double, crying out.

“What is it, Dad,” she asked her voice slightly shaky.

“It’s just these spells I get.  Can you hand me a towel so I can get to a place to sit for a bit.” Before he’d even uttered the last word again he doubled over again. This time he sat on the shower floor, moaning.

Reaching in she turned the water off and began towel drying his long, tangled hair. She left for a moment and returned with a pair of sweats and a sweatshirt her husband rarely wore. She got him up, her back screaming in agony and supporting his weight on her shoulders they hobbled across the hall to the guest bedroom. She helped him dress and then he moaned again, curling into a tight fetal position.

“Oh God,” he whispered. “Never been this bad before."

“We’re going to the hospital,” she firmly declared and before he could change his mind she once again acted like a human cane or crutch and they headed to the front door. They stopped once in a while as his spells hit him. They were getting worse, the color was drained from his face and tears streaked his hairy face.

Once he was settled in the passenger side she ran to the driver side and they sped out of the driveway, her father clutching his abdomen in his fear and pain.

She arrived at the hospital and got him into the waiting room before he collapsed into a chair. They were the only ones in the waiting room and soon were in a bed, waiting for the doctor.
“Susie?”

“Yes, Dad.”

“I’m scared. Would you say a prayer with me? I found a bible in the dumpster behind the Good Will store and I’ve been reading it. Jesus will know what to do.”

Susie stared at her father. He hated religion. He never went to church and he regularly used the Lord’s name in vain. And yet there he was, lying there with all the tubes and wires hooked to him, like a robot, recharging, his hands clasped and shaking. She took them in both of hers and they said the Lord’s prayer together. They silently prayed together as they waited. He calmed himself and began to recite some of the passages from Psalms. She paced the hallways as they ran all the tests on him, worried and wondering what it was that could be causing so much pain.

The doctor was waiting for her when she returned to his hospital bed.

“The news isn’t good, I’m afraid. He paused, looking from daughter to father. Your dad’s pancreas is failing. Does he drink? She nodded, numb. We can keep him here under IV pain medication or you can take him home, there’s really nothing we can do.

She looked down at her father and saw that he was fervently praying again. She wondered how finding a Bible had him find the Lord. She took him home that afternoon and he sat on her leather couch, drowsy from the pain medication. 

“I love you, Dad,” she said softly and went to make dinner for her family.


June 17, 2014 – Write a scene that involves a ripe banana.

She walked into her house late that night. The kids and husband were all snoring in their bed, who would have believed her plane would be delayed that long. She was exhausted from all day meetings and frantic calls from the home office, asking her to do the impossible. As the head of the IT department she was on call 24/7 and she did love her job so she tried not to complain.

She kicked her torturous black heels off by the foot of the stairs and trudged into the kitchen. She needed to unwind before joining her hubby in his slumber land.

Just as she suspected her husband had cleaned the kitchen and had placed a bottle of Chardonnay in the refrigerator to chill. She poured a glass and then turned to sit on one of the tall stools by the counter. She laughed. Before she had left on her trip she had made a trip to the grocery store and had stocked the cupboards and freezer with lots of goodies, including some fresh produce. The bananas had all been green when she picked them up but she had gotten them anyway. Apparently it had been a hit. Every banana had been devoured except one.

The leftover banana was so ripe it had turned brown as a bear. It smelled strong too. She picked it up and almost threw it in the trash when she remembered she had a new banana bread recipe. She pulled the ingredients from the cupboard above the stove and got out a loaf pan and her mixer. Was she really going to make banana bread at 1 in the morning?

With a methodical method she mixed the dry ingredients in a separate bowl and then in the bigger bowl off of the stand mixer she mixed the wet ingredients like the eggs, oil, and milk. She added the flour mixture to the wet mixture and then dumped it in the pan.

As she placed it the oven she smiled to herself. It would be just her luck if she woke the family up with the smell of freshly baked banana bread. Not a bad way to wake up, she thought.
Soon the whole house smelled of bananas and her mouth watered. Did Chardonnay pair well with banana bread? Ah, heck, anything paired with banana bread. She sipped her wine and waited impatiently.

When the timer dinged, she pulled out the pan and set it on a hot pad to cool a bit. Dumping it on a dinner plate she reached for the bread knife. The first slice is always the best, she reminisced biting into the warm aromatic bread.


June 18, 2014 – Write about something you bought and never used.

I once bought a brand new box of Martha Stewart pencils. They were expensive, but I had a coupon and they looked so pretty in their little white box, I couldn’t resist them. I loved the colors. I loved the way they felt in my hand. I brought them home and they lived on my stamp table for weeks before I slipped them into a drawer.

I got them out a few weeks later and laid the pencils out on the table and admired their sharpened points and the vivid colors of each white coated pencil. I was watching TV and stamping bears for making birthday cards. My idea was to color the bear in light brown and his balloons in vivid primary colors. 

Yet I sat there, looking at the blank bear with his colorless balloons and did nothing. After an hour of the admiration of my new pencils, I carefully placed them back in their box (it even has a snap to keep the lid closed). I picked up some of my older pencils and quickly colored in the bear and his balloon. 

The cards were beautiful, yet I wondered why I didn’t use my new pencils. They would have been perfect for my project and so nice to use. I went back to get the pencils out and noticed another box under the Martha Stewart pencils. It was metallic and when I lifted it out, I laughed. It was a box of water color pencils. When I opened the lid I was stunned. Not one pencil had been used. Apparently I am a collector of pencils, at least I have my old set of pencils to use, otherwise my bear would still be holding colorless balloons.


June 23, 2014 – Write about a character named Juice.

She decided to just go and visit. Swallowing her anxiety, she rang the door bell and listened to the chimes, announcing her arrival. She heard the door knob and the lock turning with difficulty. Someone was working hard on the other side to unlock the locks and the knob.

“My name’s Juice,” the little boy in the striped blue shirt announced and then stuck out his hand. She took it, crouching a little, and said, “My name’s Maria. I live next door. Juice, is your mommy home?” She carefully wiped her hand on her jeans and straightened up. She was glad she hadn’t brought the cookies over. Something felt off here. Like maybe Juice was all by himself.

“Mom!!!” Juice hollered down the hall. “A lady is here to see you . Her name is Naria (well, close enough, Maria thought.) “My mom is cleaning my juice off the bathroom floor. It was an accident,” he frowned a little bit. “Now I have to keep the juice in the kitchen.

Juice’s mom came down the hall. She wore jeans and a loose fitting sweat shirt and her hands were encased in plastic dish gloves. “Hello,” she said. “I see you’ve met our door greeter, Tommy.”

“My name is JUICE,” the boy in the striped, sticky shirt pronounced and began jumping on the couch.

“My, he is active,” Maria murmured and wiped her hand again. “I’m the neighbor from next door. We moved in over the weekend . . . “

“Caroline,” Juice’s mom stuck out a hand and then retracted it to pull the yellow glove off. “I saw your moving van and was hoping for a young family . . . you have children?”

“Not yet,” said Maria. She eyed Juice again who leapt off the couch and disappeared into the kitchen.

 Oh wow, busy boy. She and Caroline stood talking about the neighborhood until Caroline noticed they were still standing in the entry way. “Come and sit,” she said sheepishly.

“Just for a minute and then I have more unpacking to do,” Maria said.

 
Just as they had settled themselves on the couch, Juice came around the corner, balancing a flat tray upon which he had placed a full pitcher of something red, and 3 rather breakable blue glasses. The tray tipped dangerously, first one way and then the other before Juice paused, as he realized the coffee table was full of toys, legos, books, action figures, and even a computer. Yikes. Julie was horrified and instinctively reached for the tray.
“Oh Juice, aren’t you sweet.” Caroline helped him move the things aside and placed the tray of juice on the coffee table. “Maybe Maria prefers tea instead . . . he just loves his juice, the little bugger.” She roughed up his hair and kissed his sticky face. “Maybe you’ve had enough Juice for one day, Tommy.”
“Juice,” he corrected in a kind and firm voice.


June 25, 2014 – Write about a character that has 5 middle names

The man and woman looked down on the tiny sleeping baby. Arms flung out and legs in a froggy like position, their hearts almost burst, they loved this tiny person so much.

“What about Charles for a middle name?” asked the man. “We have to get the birth certificate in tomorrow. We have to decide on Alexander’s middle name.”

“I thought we agreed on Thomas, after my grandfather?” The woman said softly. She dared to softly stroke the sleeping baby’s little face. He moved his mouth to her finger and started sucking on it.

“Oh, so you name him after your uncle that died in the Vietnam war and now the middle name is after your grandfather? I know you really looked up to him, but Claire, Alexander needs to know he comes from the merging of 2 families.”

“What if we gave him both middle names?” Claire asked, taking her finger gently back.

“Well, if we’re going to do that what about my dad? John? If it’s 2 middle names, why not 3?”

“And there’s my cousin, Richard who died in the fire as a child, we can’t forget him.”

“And don’t forget my best friend who died just last year . . . Randall is a very dignified sounding middle name.”

Later that night, Claire carefully penned in the baby’s first name in the appropriate box on the birth certificate. “Alexander.” She whispered the name. She still couldn’t believe she was a mommy.
Then came the hard part. She wrote small and cramped and barely fit the 5 names in the box. Their last name, Smith, looked funny and stark against the other 6 names.

“Alexander Charles Thomas John Richard Randall Smith,” you are a special boy to be carrying the memories of so many. The baby cried out softly in his sleep and then was still again. Claire got up and put the birth certificate by her purse so she could file it the next day and then she curled up against her sleeping husband, Alexander John Smith the third.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Clutter Trauma



We have clutter. So much clutter. So much that can be rearranged, donated, thrown away --  and I don’t know where to begin.

So one day a few years ago, I did begin. I noticed it was big trash day. You know, the day you can throw away nearly anything! I love big trash day like a dog loves to bury his old bone! Those old crusty lawn chairs, and pillows that have lost their fluff, boxes, and vacuums that no longer suck – all for the heap. It’s exciting I tell you! So I set off to the garage with a hitch in my step, to collect the old, the unwanted, the unused, and the broken.

When I was done in the garage there was a nice tidy pile by our regular trash cans, but I thought, nah, there’s got to be more! So off to the side yard I flounced with a determined grin. There had to be more trash and clutter and waste. And there was, oh yes, there was.

Bikes. Rusted bikes. There were 5 in total, 4 of them varying ages of children’s bicycles, left to rot in the rain and the dew and the fog that rolls in. So I wheeled them around to the front yard and dumped them on the growing pile of clutter I collected. 

Then I went back for the brown one, the big daddy bike, leaned up against the fence, its wheels rusted, parts falling off. The chain hanging slack, it had once been a beautiful brown, back in the day. Now it was faded and clearly a topper for the heap. The wheels couldn’t turn so I trudged, pulling and pushing the poor brown bike to the pile, as if he didn’t want to go. I went back and found broken toys, a few abandoned boxes and even a gardening pot with a broken bottom, dirt spilling out.

I was quite proud of my pile as I washed my hands and set the table for dinner. Then I heard the front door open and a holler could be heard. “Who threw my bike away???” It wasn’t a child or a teen that shouted this affront, no, it was none other than the Sir of the house. The man. The husband. Oh boy.

His bike, the big brown one, you see, brought back fond memories of its days of glory and he was offended  by my pile.
He regaled stories of himself riding tall on its brown, beautiful gleaming seat, clutching the handle bars as he executed first a left and then a right turn, using proper hand signals, of course. (He’s a Boy Scout through and through.)

“But dear,” I pleaded, “It is time. Your bike is old and rusted and needs to be replaced. I found it welded to the pavement with so much rust I had to hammer at it with my foot.”

He gasped and disappeared to sulk. That night the pickers and gleamers of goodies from the piles of trash trolled the neighborhood and David watched with exasperation as our pile of clutter was reduced to a much smaller pile with the bikes still on top. Ah, so they really were worthless and gone beyond repair, I thought.

David watched off and on as he heard the rustling, like little rats, picking the pile of trash down  to just the basics.  The bikes, carefully set aside, the brown one set back on the pile, the smaller ones on top of each other in a separate pile (the trash pickers were really quite neat). A pickup truck pulled up and, to David’s horror, the kiddy bikes were scooped up and carted off, but the old brown bike, with its hanging entrails of rust, was left in the heap with the cardboard and an old computer monitor.

The next morning, most of the trash had been picked up. No one wanted the broken flower pot or the crusty cardboard boxes and, lying dejected and sad, was David’s old brown bike. “I remember riding that bike to school,” he sighed. That was when I felt just a tiny bit sad, until I remembered it had sat out in the elements for years. Obviously someone had forgotten the bikes and lost interest in riding here and there on the bike trails and around the streets.

“ Let’s go buy you a new bike!” I declared! He just shook his head, “I don’t know if I’m ready for a new one or not.” (Not to mention being busier than a one armed wall paper hanger.)

“Plus,” I said, with a flourish, “right there where the rust is still showing in the pavement is where the bicycle shed will stand once we’ve picked out our new wheels.”

I think, maybe, David rolled his eyes.

Author’s note: To date, no bike has been purchased, no mention has been made of any of the bikes and no shed has appeared. I suspect, just like the go-peds and skates and skate boards, those days are gone. David finally agreed his bike was beyond repair and he is actually helping in the scaling down of clutter. Yeah!

Sunday, May 11, 2014

When Honeymoons Test Your Vows -- Part II



If you haven’t read the first part of “When Honeymoons Test Your Vows,” you may find it entertaining to go back and read what has happened to us so far on our Hawaiian tropical honeymoon in paradise. If you just like a good story about 2 honeymooners about to be trapped in a shelter during their first days as husband and wife, read on.

After the previous day’s adventures with our little convertible rental car, we were exhausted. We went to bed early in order to be up for a day of exploring this beautiful island full of flowers and birds and even chickens. (No wonder I want chickens so badly.) 

We were sound asleep when the phone rang in the wee hours of the morning . . . at 4 am, even the roosters were still sleeping. It was my parents, most apologetic about calling during our honeymoon, but they were up watching the morning news (it’s a 3 hour time difference between Hawaii and California) and they noticed that the hurricane, named Iniki,was busily churning through the Pacific the past few days and had made a 90 degree turn in the night. Like a magnet the ginormous storm was headed straight to Kauai. Oh crap. The projected landing was Poipu, right where we were staying, at the beautifully remodeled Waiohai Beach resort.
Our beautiful Kaui hotel. (before Iniki)
I had a sense this was going to further test those vows.

David wasn’t as startled by this news as I was, since in my staying in bed and being sick, I had ventured up to the library and checked out the photo album, illustrating the disastrous hurricane of 1982, just 10 years before this one. And, my parents told us in dismay, this one was categorized as a 5, 5 being the worst, it was later downgraded to a 4 but still 4 or 5 you’re going to blow away in those tropical breezes, man.

I looked outside just as the front desk called and told us to close our hurricane shutters and report to the ballroom. The hotel was built in an open air fashion in a long C shape. The breezes that normally graced the beautiful hallways hung with tapestries and displaying fine art and beautiful palm trees were stripped bare so the breezes just whistled through empty corridors. The hotel staff were busily shoving all of the patio furniture (chairs and tables with glass tops) into the pool. What???? 

We both looked at each other, pulled those hurricane shutters closed and decided to pack and head to the airport early. In a hurricane of our own, we tossed clothes and belongings into suitcases and headed to the front desk. We were due to fly to Maui early that afternoon and hoped we could get on an earlier flight. The clerk, in a very serious manner, wanted to let us know that once we left the Waiohai hotel we couldn’t come back. It was the hotel’s strong suggestion that we stay in the ballroom and enjoy some complimentary coffee. I whispered to David that the ballroom was below sea level and that in 1982 it was filled with sand, debris, and the roof was gone. Nope. Airport.

We tried to fill the car up with gas and the lines were huge. The radio was warning residents and tourists to head to the nearest community center for shelter. We headed to the airport instead with half a tank of gas and got that car turned in. The agent helping us took a phone call and the caller wanted to know whose responsibility it would be if the car was damaged in the hurricane. The answer was of course, “yours.” Yikes. I had David sign on the dotted line and that puppy was back with ABC car rental (I honestly can’t remember who we rented it from). Then the shuttle took us to the airport where we were horrified.
The line snaked for at least a mile down the front of the airport in Lihue.

The lines snaked back down the length of the whole terminal. Finally, as the time of the approaching hurricane drew closer and the airport was about to close, they made an announcement that only those passengers with tickets for that day would be allowed in the terminal. That was us! Hooray.
Don't we look thrilled?

We checked in at the desk and were assigned a number (178 and 179) and this we later found out was the passenger number list. Yikes. 176 other people were in front of us. We watched as they removed the check-in computer and the trash cans and chairs from the check-in area. I innocently asked why they would do that and the agent replied that anything not nailed down would have to be secured. <gulp>


 We were told to go to our gate which was a 3 sided glass room with a view of the runway. We were lucky to make it this far and we figured there was a good chance they wouldn’t have put us in this suicidal glass room if there wasn’t a chance of us making it off of the island. Workers were applying duct tape to the windows in huge X patterns and all the chairs, trash cans, and anything not bolted down was removed from the room. 

We sat on the floor and people watched. It’s here I should say that my husband, David, travels a lot and he always carries a pair of underwear, his toothbrush and a transistor radio with him. I teased him at home when he put this in his carryon bag. Ha ha. I wasn’t laughing as I imagined him with clean teeth and clean undies while I was . . . well, wearing the same ones and I had bad breath. 

By far the best device ever was the little radio . . . we could hear the warnings and get a glimpse of what was going on outside the torture shell of our glassed in hell. I whispered to David how strong the winds were in 1982. He told me it would be okay and to shhhhhh. Not that he needed to quiet me to avoid disturbing others. People were crying. One couple, his wife pregnant, went from person to person trying to get a lower number on their travelers’ numbers. He was even flashing $100 bills around which no one we saw would take.

Finally we walked out to the tarmac and boarded the little jet they use to get from one island to the next. We waited to take off. The wind was gone and the air was still and humid. I thought this isn’t too bad. Maybe the hurricane had changed its mind again. Not according to David’s little radio which cheerily reported that the island was quiet as folks prepared their property for the onslaught of winds that were rushing our way. Some expected to be in excess of 160 mph. <gulp>

The plane took off and though a tad choppy, it wasn’t too bad. We were escaping and we were ecstatic. The airline attendant explained the airline wanted to fly all of their jets off the island and we were the second to last plane to take off. The airport had been closed for hours and there was a surreal feeling of flying in a hurricane. Of course we had whiner guy and his whiner pregnant wife who screamed every time we hit any turbulence. Annoying but at least we were fleeing the storm.

To our dismay we immediately landed in Oahu due to the storm rapidly closing in. We sat on the runway and felt the little plane swaying in the wind. That’s when the thought hit me and I whispered to David, “Oh God, we’re flying into a hurricane.” The pilot came out and explained that she was awaiting flight clearance because the nature of the storm approaching so quickly. She told us not to worry, they really wanted their fleet of planes in Maui, which is where I wanted my honeymoon to continue, not up in a tree or blown around like a leaf.

Much to the pilot’s delight, and our terror, we were cleared for takeoff.  I looked down the runway and watched as the wind whipped the palm trees so far down, they touched the ground. The ocean waves were cresting over the runway and the plane was swaying as the little plane picked up speed. “Oh holy Jesus, get me to safety,” I prayed and David and I held hands, he always the calmer one of the two of us.

To have a little humor as the plane dipped and dived along, the flight attendants announced there would be no flight beverage service. Just after this cute little announcement, the cooler with the drinks in it rolled down the aisle and hit the back of the plane. Luggage compartments popped open, people were throwing up. The pregnant one was crying hysterically about her baby and her husband was blaming the airline. Sheesh, how didn’t they end up on the next flight? Which one of the other passengers had taken his money? Traitor.

Several times as we passed over the island of Molokai, the plane dipped strongly to the left or right, offering picturesque views of the island. David tried reaching for our camera but the bag had slid away from us and of course, remember the fasten your seat belt sign. As if we’d take those things off, mine was so tight it gave me marks on my legs.

Finally we landed in Maui and every passenger clapped for the pilot’s expertise in handling the small jet under those conditions. We all shook her hand as we exited the tarmac and looked for our rental car place. It made us wonder where our little rental car was in Kauai? Well according to the Honolulu Advertiser, “In the parking lot of the Waiohai, rental cars, abandoned during the storm, were strewn about like a child’s scattered toys . . . one car had been tossed into a grove of trees and still hung there . . . “All that work to save our little car from the rebar incident only to be tossed around like a toy.

Our new spiffy little car was a red convertible and I loved driving it around the beautiful island of Maui with the top down. We felt such immense relief that we hugged each other and grabbed our bags and fled the airport for the luxurious Kea Lani Resort in Wailea. During check in, we told the clerk what we had just been through and we were upgraded to a suite with a claw foot bathtub, a bedroom and living room and an outside deck. To top it all off, there was a bottle of champagne, chilling on ice.
View from our patio at the Maui hotel.

The hallways had gentle breezes and unlike the stripped halls of the Waiohai Hotel, this hotel had little setting areas throughout the breezeways. David and I sat in one of them playing cards and just watched the enormous clouds and rain that plummeted the island.

After calling home to assure everyone we were okay, we wandered down to one of the restaurants at the hotel and learned that the island was spared much of the damage but that during the hurricane, storms were to continue fiercely through the day/night. They strongly encouraged everyone to stay on hotel property for safety reasons and in case of evacuation.

We took a walk around the grounds between rain storms and saw the beach was entirely eroded down to the lava rocks. Surfers could be seen catching huge waves and the air felt humid and hot and yet there was such calm.
What the hotel looked like after the storm.
As we sat on the deck, sipping our champagne, we thanked God that we made it to such a beautiful place and we decided this would be the best 4 days of our honeymoon. And they were. We figured we’d test the vows out all at once and 21 years later we’re still happily married although we haven’t quite made it back to Hawaii.
I loved driving around as we explored Maui. Zoom, zoom!