Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Playing games!

It's cold outside. Windy. Very chilly for my California blood. This morning it was reported by someone (not me) that when he went out to the car, there was a dusting of snow. Seriously, I am not impressed. I have declared that I will not be exiting this nice warm house until we leave on Friday.

I like being warm. I'm like a lizard. Bear and I are enjoying the fireplace and the various blankies in the living room. We like our hot coffee and playing cards, Scrabble, and Bananagrams. Of course David, as usual, has been winning most things, but that might be that Bear is not such a good partner (sorry Bear).

I'm going to practice Bananagrams later and maybe Bear and I can win the next hand. Needless to say we are having a very good Thanksgiving holiday, surrounded by friends and family.

I hope your holiday is fun and full of family and good memories.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Gobble, gobble!

Elaine and Bear

Monday, November 24, 2014

Turkeys at the airport AND on your table!

So Bear and I made it to the airport. No one commented or stared at me for having a stuffed bear sticking out of my computer bag. He did not need a ticket to fly and he was not required to show anyone his I.D. Which is good because he has none. He was x-rayed, which didn't bother him. He was very calm and acted like a traveling pro. Not so much for the rest of the airport. It was a zoo. People everywhere. Lots of whining and complaining, and not just from those of the baby or toddler variety. Obviously everyone had forgotten it was Thanksgiving!
Bear held my passport for a while (he has none).

At least that's what I was thinking, but then I remembered that just getting to the airport was a heart attack . . . we stopped to get gas before heading to the airport. About 10 minutes down the freeway, David starts digging around in the front seat. He starts screaming, "STOP!"

Luckily Chris, a very good driver, did not stop in the middle of the freeway, but instead headed for the nearest exit. David, in a panic, freaking out, yelling, "Oh my GAWD! I left my wallet on the gas pump! Oh my freaking . . ." well, you know. Panic ensued in our SUV. We were all feeling that panicky, what-do-we-do-now feeling.

Chris headed back up the freeway and we zoomed along, heading for the gas station. Praying the wallet was still there or if some toad had taken it, he had at least left the all import driver's license (you know, for I.D. at the airport!) We screeched to a halt at the gas station and David jumped out and ran into the store . . . thank goodness some kind soul had turned the wallet in AND everything was in it. It was a Thanksgiving miracle.

Even with all that, we made it to the airport in plenty of time. Good thing we did. The line to the counter was short and moved along. Security? Not so much. People not listening to the instructions. Cutting in line. (I let them, whatever, seemed like maybe he was late for his plane or something. Just would have been nice if he had asked. Just saying.) Milling around, grabbing their shoes and coats and other belongings from the conveyor belt.The TSA agents were very nice though and we made it through the line with nary a hitch.

At our gate, we sighed with a breath of relief. We had time for a Starbucks and David started working on his Suduko. The plane boarded a little bit late, but we made our connection in L.A. Actually the rest of our airport traveling adventure was quite eventless. I even slept on the last leg of the journey and I think Bear did too. He likes traveling and he's having so much fun at Gramma's house! I hope he doesn't eat all the turkey dinner we're planning. Just as he remembers to be thankful. It's Thanksgiving after all!

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Flying with Turkeys and Bear

Gobble, gobble! It's that time of year when everyone wants to go visit family and friends in far off places, like Missouri.

I love to travel, don't get me wrong, but traveling during Thanksgiving is kind of like traveling to outer space. Just to help me have a "friend" with me (besides my family), Bear will be making the journey with me.


First of all there's the packing to tackle. Luckily, Bear needs to do no packing. He's a come as he is bear . . . embarrassingly so, he has no clothes, except his darling black gingham fancy bow. I however, need to pack.

I live in sunny California. The weather drops to below 60 and we all grab winter gear. Big baggy coats, scarves, mittens, hats . . . it looks like there's a ski resort in the vicinity. I've lived in California for most of my life, so I have to admit I'm one of the ones who will wear a scarf and my "winter coat" out to Target. My winter coat though is really more of a heavier weight rain coat and when the temperature drops into the 40's (which it does in Northern California), I'm cold.

So in packing for the trip I have taken all of my sweaters (3) and all of my long sleeve shirts (4). I managed to locate my scarf and mittens, surprisingly not buried in the closet, and I have shoved all of them in the suitcase, along with warm socks and other assorted gear. I'm going to layer all of these things under my woefully lacking Missouri jacket and hope for the best. Snow is forecasted, of course, and I am delighted at the prospect of freezing in the land of Missouri. At least I have Bear, he has a warm coat and is quite toasty to hug, thank goodness. He will fit under my jacket, just saying.

We're off for the airport now. Bear is excited, he's never been on an airplane before and I have to watch that he doesn't wander off and get lost like Paddington in the infamous childrens' stories. I'm sure lots of adventures await and I am taking notes for future posts. Bon Voyage <shiver>!

Thursday, September 25, 2014

It's been too long . . .

There are some things, like dental appointments, that you don't necessarily enjoy, you might even put off actually going, but when I saw I hadn't written a thing in over a month I was shocked. "This is unexceptable," said the little voice in my head, always writing that perfect short story. Like the dental appointment, my stories weren't actually making it to the page. This morning as I tried desperately for sleep I wrote in my head about Oscar the rat we had when the younger kids were still in elementary school.

Now that I'm writing this story down I can see I need to ask my daughter Megan, illustrator of other books, to illustrate this. She draws the cutest rats. Anyway, a Thursday story to either entertain or terrorize you, depending on your view of fancy rats (not the roof rats in our attic we called Terminex for.)


Oscar was a lucky rat and he knew it. The lady came into the store many times to say hello to him as he desperately tried to get comfy on top of his small igloo house in his small cage. One day the lady came into the store wearing a bright pink sweater. She brought with her the lady jingling her keys, the lady who one always slipped him a few extra carrots, because she knew the spunky, younger rats always got picked first, leaving him, all alone in his cage.

The lady in the pink sweater put him on her shoulder and they shopped for stuff. His heart beat a little bit faster as he smelled her vanilla smell. Was it her hair? He sniffed it and even nibbled a few strands. Luckily she did not notice. She put a new big water bottle with a little spigot on the end in the shopping cart . . . oh boy, for him? Oscar ran to her other shoulder and noticed her dangling ear ring. He playfully nibbled on her ear and she giggled. She tossed some chewie toys and a bag of gourmet rat food into the cart . . . oh boy, for him? He ran to her other shoulder and watched as she added a new food dish, not as exciting, but for sure for him. Finally she threw a bag of the softest litter into the cart, making everything all wobbly for a moment. He hung on with his cute little toes and thought . . . oh boy, all that was HIS?

Other rats went home in boxes with holes in the lid and sides, but not Oscar. Oscar the rat was a lucky rat, as he rode home on the lady's shoulder. He ran from side to side, looking out the window as the other cars zipped by. Some people laughed when they saw Oscar perched there. Some people were horrified.

When they got home he sat in the bathroom floor and waited for her. He nibbled on the door, but it seemed like a lot of work, so he curled up in the corner and took a little nap, head tucked under his belly, all toasty.

When the lady came to get him from the bathroom he saw just what kind of a lucky rat he REALLY was. His cage had THREE spacious levels. One, two, three. The lady had put his food dish on one level, an extra big igloo on the bottom . . . oh boy it was all for him, sleep on top of the green igloo, or sleep in the igloo, his nest was complete.

As he explored past his igloo, he found the little toys the lady had purchased. A chewy wooden carrot, a crinkly round ball, and yummiest of all, little pink strawberry yogurt drops.

He explored his new cage mansion, sniffing all the corners, he ate all the strawberry yogurt drops, and most of his food. He hunched over his bowl and looked around past his cage. He heard other stirrings and knew there were other critters to meet on his next adventure OUT of his cage. He liked IN his cage but his little ratty brain was curious about what the rest of the world held.

The night after eating, nibbling on toys, and running up and down the ladders, he stretched out, with his tail next to him and slept soundly, dreaming of other friends, more ladders to climb and stuff to chew on. Oscar's adventures in his new forever home was just beginning.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Stamping at La Vita Bella's

My time in Colorado is coming to an end, but not before some more fun stamping adventures. This time we stamped at an adorable coffee shop called La Vita Bella's in downtown Longmont. The building is really neat and old. The coffee is super tasty. I had a mocha that made stamping SO much fun. Nothing like a good cuppa coffee with chocolate and stamping. It seems to go together.

We made cards this time with bugs and birds. Below are some samples of what the ladies came up with. They seemed to know what they were doing . . . they turned out GREAT!

Have a stampy day!

Elaine





Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Stamp & Chat with a Caribou!

Yesterday, my Colorado adventure continued with a Caribou adventure. My friends, JoAnn and Kim, joined me at a local Caribou Coffee shop and we not only had a great coffee adventure (well, I had iced tea since it was so hot outside), but we had a fun crafting adventure as well.

We made some fun things that I brought along; a fun necklace, an adorable bug box filled, not with bugs, but Ghirardelli chocolates, and of course a fun bird card.

We all were very relaxed after our craft therapy and felt very crafty and caffeinated. :-)



Then I discovered the bear foot stool and decided to have some rest time in front of the fake fire. Stamping is hard work!

Fun friend time!

























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Have a crafty day!











Monday, July 28, 2014

Colorado Wildlife!

I knew that Colorado would be full of wildlife and critters, but seriously, yesterday there were lots and lots of critters for me to love on.

  First of all were the Barham's dogs, Ludo and Teddy, two ginormous lover dogs. Unless they get to wrestling and playing and then all bets are off. LOL

Then I saw some real Colorado wildlife, including a squirrel and lots of birds in JoAnn's backyard and then I saw this guy and his family.

Yup, a Colorado prairie dog. Very rare. <giggle> This one decided eating his breakfast in front of us was okay. Isn't he cute? No, I didn't try to take him home.







Then there was this sighting at the Celestial Seasonings Factory and Gift Shop. Oh my, lots of wild life.


 By the the sweetest, cutest wildlife we say yesterday was this cutie, Mr. Sleepy Bear.

Today we'll be on the hunt for more wildlife, but there's crafting and coffee involved so no telling what's to come. Fun, fun!














Saturday, July 26, 2014

Doggy Pedicures

Ever wonder how JoAnn's feet always look so perfect and tidy looking? It's her dogs' giving her pedicures.

Today we took a footsie picture today (it's replaced the popularity of the infamous selfies, which I always was bad at anyway). Well Teddy, an 11 month old Newfoundland pup and Ludo, a very large tongued German Shepherd, decided my feet, especially my toes were in very bad shape indeed.

So, they nibbled and licked and made sure I was all pretty and perfect for the selfie. It tickles, by the way, and the wet, slobbery toy he carefully placed next was slightly, sorry boy doggies, it was kinda gross.

My feet, however, on the right, look perfect. Thanks, guys.

More on my adventures tomorrow.

Hitting the Skies Solo


I’m hitting the skies to the beautiful state of Colorado. I’m all by myself because the boys have other Boy Scout stuff to do. I love to travel by myself. Doesn’t that sound so incredibly selfish? I love the freedom of the ability to people watch when I want. I don’t have to keep up with the crowd or worry about whether I need to wait to use the bathroom, as long as you make sure you use the correct gender restroom (sorry to the poor, startled man at the Disneyland Hotel a few weeks ago)!

Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun to travel with the family too, especially watching the TSA try and go through my hubby’s carry on backpack that barely zips. It’s a 3 hour flight and he carries newspapers, work papers, playing cards, and even his harmonica (really, aren’t those banned on all flights with cigarettes and weapons?). Then they perform the full pat down. Good thing there’s a viewing area for this spectacle. It’s stressful only when we are going to miss our flight, which we won’t because when we travel together, I’m bossy about our time schedule. The last time we had an early flight I got out of the shower and he was still in bed, curled up, fast asleep. He jumped up and pretended he was up the whole time. Seriously, it takes a cattle prod to get that man out of bed early.

But I digress past the reasons why I love to travel alone. And just in case you know where I live, I travel and the man usually stays home. The teenagers often complain that he doesn’t do things like mom does, but still he’s there with our killer Border collie and killer rabbit. I’m not kidding. One word and that “kill” command is irretractable. (Dang, I wasn’t going to say the kill command word.)

Anyway, the killer dog and rabbit are guarding our precious belongings that the kids have declared old, and decrepit. Our TV still has the big bump in the back and our laptops are so old that they don’t run some programs because the operating system is too old to support the software. As a matter of fact, if you did, in fact, brave the killer dog and killer rabbit, you’d probably feel so sorry for us, you might leave us new electronics!

Anyway, enough of the killer dog and rabbit guarding our precious things, I love to travel because I love to see new places and new things. I love to visit friends and family. I love to go to my annual Close To My Heart scrapbooking convention and meet up with friends and leaders in this wonderful company I work for. 

I do admit though, I miss my hubbby. I wish we could go more places together . . . it seems we don’t do enough of that. I blame Boy Scouts (he’s the Scoutmaster of the troop and goes everywhere with the troop, even when his own son doesn’t go.) Still, the kids are getting older and it won’t be too long and we can go together and explore this country and beyond.

In the meantime, I have to go . . . there’s a family traveling with little kids seated across from me in the waiting area. It’s like reality TV, live and in person. The little boy is picking his nose and the little girl is taking a part her backpack and strewing things all over the seats nearby. We are about to board and I love watching the mom and dad try and wrangle their troops to the waiting line
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More on my travel adventures when I make it to Colorado. I’m looking forward to long craft sessions, chick flicks, long chats in my friend’s lovely backyard and of course, exploring all those fun coffee houses like Ziggi’s and Kind Coffee. I can’t wait!

Happy Skies!


Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Writing . . . Writing . . . Writing

I've been following a blog that sends out an email each morning with a short writing prompt. The prompts are not always easy. The one a few days ago was about a ripe banana. I liked the one today, it was about a character with 5 middle names. LOL

Anyway, I thought it would be fun to post my prompts and responses so far. Some of them are very funny. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. <grin> If you are interested in joining me in writing a bit everyday, the blog is SarahSelecky.com. Very fun, indeed.




June 13, 2014 – A scene that takes place on a couch.
The orange cat paced into the living room and stopped and stared. The new blue couch would be perfect for his afternoon nap. He ran to it, preparing to leap, leopard like, onto the soft blue cushions.

The woman appeared with a hair brush (Good God, was she going to brush him again?) Carrot stood on the couch and stared with his smooshy cat face, trying to appear thoughtful.

“Carrot,” and then she continued with her “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.” Carrot looked slitty eyed at her and hopped off the couch. His tail twitched disdainfully and he daintily stepped into his cat bed. 

The woman appeared again and blah blah blahed him again before closing the front door. Carrot’s orange ears twitched as he waited for the car to start. As it zoomed away, he got up and stretched luxuriously and started across the room again. He could almost feel the soft cushions on his little orange body. Ahhhhh.

He leapt up on the couch and illegally stretched again. He flexed his sharp cat claws and dug them into the soft blue fabric. Ah, that felt good. He was just entering that wonderful cat dream world when he wondered when he would eat again . . . this was the life of a cat.

June 14, 2014 – A character who dresses in monochromatic colors.

Amelia opened her closet doors. Her clothes were tidy and pressed, ready for picking the perfect outfit. Tonight was special. Her husband, Trent had made a reservation at Le Bovine, a quaint little café, in town, months ago and she hadn’t thought about what she was going to wear until now. 

The scoop neck black dress? The dress with the frills down the front and the little buttons? The simple dress she called her “little black dress?” Or should she wear slacks and one of her beautiful new sweaters. The color was easy. Every single outfit and piece of clothing was black. It was her color and she knew it. The dark color brought out the brown in her eyes and the sheen of her beautiful hair. It was easy to pick out outfits at the store that matched. Black matches black. She rarely deviated from her favorite color.

Her makeup applied carefully, she added a neutral shade of lipstick to her naturally plump lips and kissed a Kleenex with care.

She chose her little black dress and slipped it on, being careful of hair and makeup. She opened her jewelry box. As she fastened her necklace, she picked up the dangling hoop ear rings and added them to her ensemble. Next were shoes.

Lined up evenly, from casual, to the highest heeled elegant shoes was a rainbow of color. Some shoes were red and a few had patterns. One had a daring leopard print. Noticeably missing was black. Not one pair. She chose to wear the pair with a floral print. When Trent came home he had a hard time deciding whether reservations at the restaurant would wait . . . 


June 15, 2015 – Write about a tragedy that just occurred. Don’t mention the tragedy.

The crowd was small right after it happened.  No more than 6 or 7, definitely less than a dozen. Passerbyers or those that had seen it happen. As the morning wore on more arrived and by 6 that evening, just as dusk was falling, the crowd pushed against the yellow police tape.

Somewhere in the mayhem that any crowd creates, the news crews had set up. Big satellite dishes on white vans with the stations emblazoned on the sides, focused on the scene and several helicopters circled the air. It was hard to tell if it was more news vans or the police.

No effort was made to disperse the crowd and some had gone into the local restaurants and drank coffee from takeout containers, or snacked on various forms of fast food as they craned heads to try and see something. One man had a picnic basket and his family eagerly reached for a sandwich he had thoughtfully brought with him. 

There was a hum in the air of voices asking questions that any tragedy will generate. The who, why, and plain, what had happened. No one in the audience of onlookers knew any of the victims and certainly not one of them belonged in the crowd, staring morbidly at the large canvass tent that had been set up, blocking their view.

Police cars and emergency vehicles clogged the street and several police officers guarded the tape, making sure no bystander made a bold, daring dart toward the actual scene. Several blocks from the crowd, an officer directed traffic, diverting any vehicle away that wanted to turn onto Walnut Grove Avenue.

Finally the ambulance left, lights not blaring and the police cars rolled up the canvass tent and a loud speaker was used to disperse the crowd who reluctantly backed away. The news crews, seeing no interviews would be given, stood by their vans and provided useless commentary, empty speculation, and a few words of what the first at the scene had reported seeing. Certainly not an interesting interview, but news never the less.

As the last few stragglers left the scene the police officers took down the yellow tape and noted the cups and bits of rubbish left by the watchers. An older officer shook his head and said to his partner, “Why does something like this always attract so many?” The younger partner just sighed and threw the tape in the trunk of the black and white sedan.


June 16, 2014 – Write about a character that becomes religious suddenly.

He smelled really awful, a mixture of sweat, dirt, and the hard liquor he swilled whenever he though she wasn’t looking. Homeless and disheveled he had shown up on her door stop the night before. It was the holidays so maybe that’s why he appeared, although she doubted he knew what season it was, let alone a holiday.

Much to her husband’s dismay she ushered him to the upstairs guest bathroom and ordered him firmly to get in the shower. He complied, like a child instead of the father he had once been. She waited until he was in the shower and went in to get his clothes.

“Oh Dad,” she whispered as his bottle of liquor clanked on the tile floor.

He snapped the curtains open and stared at her, the water beading on his forehead, his eyes small and red. His naked body was horrifying to her; he was as thin and white as a ghost. “Don’t touch my liquor, Susie. I swear, I just need one more drink and I’ll feel so much better.”

Then it happened. He had just closed the shower curtain and was washing his body when he bent over double, crying out.

“What is it, Dad,” she asked her voice slightly shaky.

“It’s just these spells I get.  Can you hand me a towel so I can get to a place to sit for a bit.” Before he’d even uttered the last word again he doubled over again. This time he sat on the shower floor, moaning.

Reaching in she turned the water off and began towel drying his long, tangled hair. She left for a moment and returned with a pair of sweats and a sweatshirt her husband rarely wore. She got him up, her back screaming in agony and supporting his weight on her shoulders they hobbled across the hall to the guest bedroom. She helped him dress and then he moaned again, curling into a tight fetal position.

“Oh God,” he whispered. “Never been this bad before."

“We’re going to the hospital,” she firmly declared and before he could change his mind she once again acted like a human cane or crutch and they headed to the front door. They stopped once in a while as his spells hit him. They were getting worse, the color was drained from his face and tears streaked his hairy face.

Once he was settled in the passenger side she ran to the driver side and they sped out of the driveway, her father clutching his abdomen in his fear and pain.

She arrived at the hospital and got him into the waiting room before he collapsed into a chair. They were the only ones in the waiting room and soon were in a bed, waiting for the doctor.
“Susie?”

“Yes, Dad.”

“I’m scared. Would you say a prayer with me? I found a bible in the dumpster behind the Good Will store and I’ve been reading it. Jesus will know what to do.”

Susie stared at her father. He hated religion. He never went to church and he regularly used the Lord’s name in vain. And yet there he was, lying there with all the tubes and wires hooked to him, like a robot, recharging, his hands clasped and shaking. She took them in both of hers and they said the Lord’s prayer together. They silently prayed together as they waited. He calmed himself and began to recite some of the passages from Psalms. She paced the hallways as they ran all the tests on him, worried and wondering what it was that could be causing so much pain.

The doctor was waiting for her when she returned to his hospital bed.

“The news isn’t good, I’m afraid. He paused, looking from daughter to father. Your dad’s pancreas is failing. Does he drink? She nodded, numb. We can keep him here under IV pain medication or you can take him home, there’s really nothing we can do.

She looked down at her father and saw that he was fervently praying again. She wondered how finding a Bible had him find the Lord. She took him home that afternoon and he sat on her leather couch, drowsy from the pain medication. 

“I love you, Dad,” she said softly and went to make dinner for her family.


June 17, 2014 – Write a scene that involves a ripe banana.

She walked into her house late that night. The kids and husband were all snoring in their bed, who would have believed her plane would be delayed that long. She was exhausted from all day meetings and frantic calls from the home office, asking her to do the impossible. As the head of the IT department she was on call 24/7 and she did love her job so she tried not to complain.

She kicked her torturous black heels off by the foot of the stairs and trudged into the kitchen. She needed to unwind before joining her hubby in his slumber land.

Just as she suspected her husband had cleaned the kitchen and had placed a bottle of Chardonnay in the refrigerator to chill. She poured a glass and then turned to sit on one of the tall stools by the counter. She laughed. Before she had left on her trip she had made a trip to the grocery store and had stocked the cupboards and freezer with lots of goodies, including some fresh produce. The bananas had all been green when she picked them up but she had gotten them anyway. Apparently it had been a hit. Every banana had been devoured except one.

The leftover banana was so ripe it had turned brown as a bear. It smelled strong too. She picked it up and almost threw it in the trash when she remembered she had a new banana bread recipe. She pulled the ingredients from the cupboard above the stove and got out a loaf pan and her mixer. Was she really going to make banana bread at 1 in the morning?

With a methodical method she mixed the dry ingredients in a separate bowl and then in the bigger bowl off of the stand mixer she mixed the wet ingredients like the eggs, oil, and milk. She added the flour mixture to the wet mixture and then dumped it in the pan.

As she placed it the oven she smiled to herself. It would be just her luck if she woke the family up with the smell of freshly baked banana bread. Not a bad way to wake up, she thought.
Soon the whole house smelled of bananas and her mouth watered. Did Chardonnay pair well with banana bread? Ah, heck, anything paired with banana bread. She sipped her wine and waited impatiently.

When the timer dinged, she pulled out the pan and set it on a hot pad to cool a bit. Dumping it on a dinner plate she reached for the bread knife. The first slice is always the best, she reminisced biting into the warm aromatic bread.


June 18, 2014 – Write about something you bought and never used.

I once bought a brand new box of Martha Stewart pencils. They were expensive, but I had a coupon and they looked so pretty in their little white box, I couldn’t resist them. I loved the colors. I loved the way they felt in my hand. I brought them home and they lived on my stamp table for weeks before I slipped them into a drawer.

I got them out a few weeks later and laid the pencils out on the table and admired their sharpened points and the vivid colors of each white coated pencil. I was watching TV and stamping bears for making birthday cards. My idea was to color the bear in light brown and his balloons in vivid primary colors. 

Yet I sat there, looking at the blank bear with his colorless balloons and did nothing. After an hour of the admiration of my new pencils, I carefully placed them back in their box (it even has a snap to keep the lid closed). I picked up some of my older pencils and quickly colored in the bear and his balloon. 

The cards were beautiful, yet I wondered why I didn’t use my new pencils. They would have been perfect for my project and so nice to use. I went back to get the pencils out and noticed another box under the Martha Stewart pencils. It was metallic and when I lifted it out, I laughed. It was a box of water color pencils. When I opened the lid I was stunned. Not one pencil had been used. Apparently I am a collector of pencils, at least I have my old set of pencils to use, otherwise my bear would still be holding colorless balloons.


June 23, 2014 – Write about a character named Juice.

She decided to just go and visit. Swallowing her anxiety, she rang the door bell and listened to the chimes, announcing her arrival. She heard the door knob and the lock turning with difficulty. Someone was working hard on the other side to unlock the locks and the knob.

“My name’s Juice,” the little boy in the striped blue shirt announced and then stuck out his hand. She took it, crouching a little, and said, “My name’s Maria. I live next door. Juice, is your mommy home?” She carefully wiped her hand on her jeans and straightened up. She was glad she hadn’t brought the cookies over. Something felt off here. Like maybe Juice was all by himself.

“Mom!!!” Juice hollered down the hall. “A lady is here to see you . Her name is Naria (well, close enough, Maria thought.) “My mom is cleaning my juice off the bathroom floor. It was an accident,” he frowned a little bit. “Now I have to keep the juice in the kitchen.

Juice’s mom came down the hall. She wore jeans and a loose fitting sweat shirt and her hands were encased in plastic dish gloves. “Hello,” she said. “I see you’ve met our door greeter, Tommy.”

“My name is JUICE,” the boy in the striped, sticky shirt pronounced and began jumping on the couch.

“My, he is active,” Maria murmured and wiped her hand again. “I’m the neighbor from next door. We moved in over the weekend . . . “

“Caroline,” Juice’s mom stuck out a hand and then retracted it to pull the yellow glove off. “I saw your moving van and was hoping for a young family . . . you have children?”

“Not yet,” said Maria. She eyed Juice again who leapt off the couch and disappeared into the kitchen.

 Oh wow, busy boy. She and Caroline stood talking about the neighborhood until Caroline noticed they were still standing in the entry way. “Come and sit,” she said sheepishly.

“Just for a minute and then I have more unpacking to do,” Maria said.

 
Just as they had settled themselves on the couch, Juice came around the corner, balancing a flat tray upon which he had placed a full pitcher of something red, and 3 rather breakable blue glasses. The tray tipped dangerously, first one way and then the other before Juice paused, as he realized the coffee table was full of toys, legos, books, action figures, and even a computer. Yikes. Julie was horrified and instinctively reached for the tray.
“Oh Juice, aren’t you sweet.” Caroline helped him move the things aside and placed the tray of juice on the coffee table. “Maybe Maria prefers tea instead . . . he just loves his juice, the little bugger.” She roughed up his hair and kissed his sticky face. “Maybe you’ve had enough Juice for one day, Tommy.”
“Juice,” he corrected in a kind and firm voice.


June 25, 2014 – Write about a character that has 5 middle names

The man and woman looked down on the tiny sleeping baby. Arms flung out and legs in a froggy like position, their hearts almost burst, they loved this tiny person so much.

“What about Charles for a middle name?” asked the man. “We have to get the birth certificate in tomorrow. We have to decide on Alexander’s middle name.”

“I thought we agreed on Thomas, after my grandfather?” The woman said softly. She dared to softly stroke the sleeping baby’s little face. He moved his mouth to her finger and started sucking on it.

“Oh, so you name him after your uncle that died in the Vietnam war and now the middle name is after your grandfather? I know you really looked up to him, but Claire, Alexander needs to know he comes from the merging of 2 families.”

“What if we gave him both middle names?” Claire asked, taking her finger gently back.

“Well, if we’re going to do that what about my dad? John? If it’s 2 middle names, why not 3?”

“And there’s my cousin, Richard who died in the fire as a child, we can’t forget him.”

“And don’t forget my best friend who died just last year . . . Randall is a very dignified sounding middle name.”

Later that night, Claire carefully penned in the baby’s first name in the appropriate box on the birth certificate. “Alexander.” She whispered the name. She still couldn’t believe she was a mommy.
Then came the hard part. She wrote small and cramped and barely fit the 5 names in the box. Their last name, Smith, looked funny and stark against the other 6 names.

“Alexander Charles Thomas John Richard Randall Smith,” you are a special boy to be carrying the memories of so many. The baby cried out softly in his sleep and then was still again. Claire got up and put the birth certificate by her purse so she could file it the next day and then she curled up against her sleeping husband, Alexander John Smith the third.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Clutter Trauma



We have clutter. So much clutter. So much that can be rearranged, donated, thrown away --  and I don’t know where to begin.

So one day a few years ago, I did begin. I noticed it was big trash day. You know, the day you can throw away nearly anything! I love big trash day like a dog loves to bury his old bone! Those old crusty lawn chairs, and pillows that have lost their fluff, boxes, and vacuums that no longer suck – all for the heap. It’s exciting I tell you! So I set off to the garage with a hitch in my step, to collect the old, the unwanted, the unused, and the broken.

When I was done in the garage there was a nice tidy pile by our regular trash cans, but I thought, nah, there’s got to be more! So off to the side yard I flounced with a determined grin. There had to be more trash and clutter and waste. And there was, oh yes, there was.

Bikes. Rusted bikes. There were 5 in total, 4 of them varying ages of children’s bicycles, left to rot in the rain and the dew and the fog that rolls in. So I wheeled them around to the front yard and dumped them on the growing pile of clutter I collected. 

Then I went back for the brown one, the big daddy bike, leaned up against the fence, its wheels rusted, parts falling off. The chain hanging slack, it had once been a beautiful brown, back in the day. Now it was faded and clearly a topper for the heap. The wheels couldn’t turn so I trudged, pulling and pushing the poor brown bike to the pile, as if he didn’t want to go. I went back and found broken toys, a few abandoned boxes and even a gardening pot with a broken bottom, dirt spilling out.

I was quite proud of my pile as I washed my hands and set the table for dinner. Then I heard the front door open and a holler could be heard. “Who threw my bike away???” It wasn’t a child or a teen that shouted this affront, no, it was none other than the Sir of the house. The man. The husband. Oh boy.

His bike, the big brown one, you see, brought back fond memories of its days of glory and he was offended  by my pile.
He regaled stories of himself riding tall on its brown, beautiful gleaming seat, clutching the handle bars as he executed first a left and then a right turn, using proper hand signals, of course. (He’s a Boy Scout through and through.)

“But dear,” I pleaded, “It is time. Your bike is old and rusted and needs to be replaced. I found it welded to the pavement with so much rust I had to hammer at it with my foot.”

He gasped and disappeared to sulk. That night the pickers and gleamers of goodies from the piles of trash trolled the neighborhood and David watched with exasperation as our pile of clutter was reduced to a much smaller pile with the bikes still on top. Ah, so they really were worthless and gone beyond repair, I thought.

David watched off and on as he heard the rustling, like little rats, picking the pile of trash down  to just the basics.  The bikes, carefully set aside, the brown one set back on the pile, the smaller ones on top of each other in a separate pile (the trash pickers were really quite neat). A pickup truck pulled up and, to David’s horror, the kiddy bikes were scooped up and carted off, but the old brown bike, with its hanging entrails of rust, was left in the heap with the cardboard and an old computer monitor.

The next morning, most of the trash had been picked up. No one wanted the broken flower pot or the crusty cardboard boxes and, lying dejected and sad, was David’s old brown bike. “I remember riding that bike to school,” he sighed. That was when I felt just a tiny bit sad, until I remembered it had sat out in the elements for years. Obviously someone had forgotten the bikes and lost interest in riding here and there on the bike trails and around the streets.

“ Let’s go buy you a new bike!” I declared! He just shook his head, “I don’t know if I’m ready for a new one or not.” (Not to mention being busier than a one armed wall paper hanger.)

“Plus,” I said, with a flourish, “right there where the rust is still showing in the pavement is where the bicycle shed will stand once we’ve picked out our new wheels.”

I think, maybe, David rolled his eyes.

Author’s note: To date, no bike has been purchased, no mention has been made of any of the bikes and no shed has appeared. I suspect, just like the go-peds and skates and skate boards, those days are gone. David finally agreed his bike was beyond repair and he is actually helping in the scaling down of clutter. Yeah!